Posted: Mon Mar 1, 2021 9:35am
We went to our local garden centre last Saturday (our first visit outside of the home except for our weekly shopping because of Covid). It is attached to a large hardware store and was not fully stocked because of it being early in the season. However, with the good weather many people visited the garden centre armed with face masks and knowledge of safe distancing. You daren't cough or sneeze. But, everybody was in the same boat and to be honest it was a happy occasion. Covidwise - We're all in this together.
Mrs Matt (not one to keep her purse in her pocket given the opportunity to spend) asked one of the attendants if the offer of 3 for 2 applied to all the top shelf plants. He replied with what is probably the most unfriendly grunt of 2021. Undaunted and having thanked the attendant and smiling Mrs Matt took the 3 plants and proceeded to the check-out area. I was the reluctant bag carrier and knew there'd be a dispute with Mrs Matt -V- the female check-out person.
The check-out person was a lady who passed the plants, new garden hose, plastic potting, hand fork etc as fast as lightening. Mrs Matt, checked the bill and noticed she was being charged individually for the 3 plants and no discount appearing. She queried and the lady informed her the items were individually priced and wouldn't talk about the 3 for 2 "offer" that she thought didn't apply. Even I knew the offer didn't apply, but approaching my 70's I've learnt to keep my mouth shut when Mrs Matt is on a roll. However, Mr Grunt-of-the-Year was nearby and Mrs Matt informed the check-out lady that he informed her of the 3 for 2 offer. I was standing upright with eyes rolling upwards. The garden centre attendant was called to the till and when questioned grunted again at the check-out girl. Mrs Matt got her reduction though.
Thank you Mr Grunt - you gave us an unexpected discount. The Customer always wins.