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janboon

Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 12:02pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 12:02pm

Thank you so much for that Matthew I haven't laughed so much for ages in fact I am still laughing whilst writing this. Sadly every word of if is true.

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 1:09pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 1:09pm

Why we use the ferry. The brain power of the magority of passengers amazes me. Lovely blue sky's today in almeria

James 

Bryan

Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 1:39pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 1:39pm

Matthew wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 9:04am:

I don't agree with any of the three posters above. I don't care if a similar query is posted here a million times I have time for the person making the query. If I can help, I will and I hope each person using the forum will use it more. The last thing we want to do is frighten away a poster or m...

...ake him/her feel "lazy" or whatever.

None of us owns the forum and if there is nobody posting the forum will die and take the fun of some of us helping others, debating, arguing, arranging meet-ups etc with it. 

Keep posting.

What a surprise!

Can you give me a paella 🥘 recipe?

Matthew

Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 2:18pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 2:18pm

Bryan wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 1:39pm:

What a surprise!

Can you give me a paella 🥘 recipe?

I can, but you'd need much intelligence to cook it properly. In case you'd do harm to yourself or to a couple of rabbits, I think I'll desist. 

Bryan

Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 2:22pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 2:22pm

Matthew wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 2:18pm:

I can, but you'd need much intelligence to cook it properly. In case you'd do harm to yourself or to a couple of rabbits, I think I'll desist. 

Maybe you could learn grammar before submitting the recipe I wouldn’t want to burn the pae

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 3:07pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 3:07pm

Matthew wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 10:07am:

Thanks for that Magiceye. And to be fair to you, I think you'd be the kind of person with whom I could enjoy some good conversation and a laugh. 

We all have bug bears and I'll let you in a little secret of what is mine (especially in Ireland). You're queueing to get on a plane after check-in, your seat is reserved, you're "priority" and the second the flight is called there is a fast gallop to the departure desk like the back of the plane...

... was going to arrive at a different time to the front of the plane. Cattle in a mart would behave better than the people once in the queue. So some of them arrive within the plane and somehow find their seat discovering seat A1 is followed by seat A2 behind and so on. That doesn't stop our travellers eyeing every row somehow thinking that seat D42 might be behind D3. The aisle of the plane continues to fill up until nobody can move frontwards or backwards. The people inside now want to park their baggage as near as possible to their seat. Immediately, they decide I must get my sandwiches out of my case and therefore another reason to stand up and stay standing in the aisle. 

Sometime later, Matt and his entourage of two find their booked seats and of course one or both is already occupied by somebody who wants to hold his girlfriend's hand in case she'd somehow get lost during the flight. Being the placid people we are, we suggest they remain in our seats and of course they don't know what seat numbers they had already booked. 

After several announcements we all get settled, but there are those who wish to visit the loo in a state that the entire cabin is about to be filled with urine as the toilets in the airport bar were not clean enough for them. The door of the plane door gets closed and we are on our way (usually behind time). 

But, my bug-bear doesn't end there. The plane arrives in Alicante/Murcia/Almeria and happily the back of the plane arrives the same time as the front of the plane. The plane stops on the tarmac and suddenly nearly everybody jumps up, opens the overhead lockers and an announcement is made for everybody to sit down and remain seated until advised to get up. Nobody obeys and there is somebody's rear-end in my face whether I like it or not. The plane now moving slowly towards its disembarking point but the mob continues to take heavy cases from the lockers and pass them around and over the heads of people like me. I have to confess on occasion the case was accidentally dropped on me. Now, I keep my hands raised for our protection. Eventually, every passenger leaves the plane - Whoooo Hooooo!

But, it doesn't end there. the mob has now elbowed it's way through Immigration Police eventually finding their passports wherever they had put them. Handbags are emptied to find junior's passport and about two hundred people make their way to the baggage carousel. The line which you must remain behind is ignored and baggage collection resembles a scrum of two hundred people being knocked out of the way and even larger cases thrown around like undersea mines. Being seasoned travellers Mrs Matt and I have markers on our bags that can be recognised from Mars and we simply collect them and move to the transfer bus without delay. The mob is still arguing over the identical bags which most purchased through some supermarket sales offer. 

We're sitting in the transfer bus - front seat as we were first to board - Is everybody on board? - Noooooo!. Three are missing and are eventually found drinking cheap coffee while smoking enough fags to give them instant terminal lung cancer. Eventually, they board and look at us placid passengers like we were the cause of Covid-19. Usually one of them asks us to vacate our seats as they prefer the view from the front. I look at him like he was Jack-the-Ripper and refuse to move. We set off for Vera, Garrucha, Mojacar. The bus driver is challenged about stop off points - he has no English. Eventually, he stops the bus and rightly demands that nobody is to talk to him (Good Man Paco! says I to myself) on grounds of passenger safety. "Los Alatyones" is written in large black letters on an apartment complex. "Is this Los Alatyones?" say several. One or two of the mob hears me speaking in Spanish with the bus driver. Suddenly, I'm the resident expert on where to buy beer, cornflakes, sun-tan lotion and water. Paco sees that I'm the most helpful person in Christendom and asks me to stay in the coach for a little longer. I should point out that at this stage he has just reached the limit of his patience and perhaps Barcelona are playing live on television too?  I help him and eventually we are dropped at our apartment. 

So, if anybody has a query that has been answered on hundreds of occasions on this forum, please feel free to ask again. I'll help if I can.

As usual. Side splittingly truthful 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Matthew

Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 8:09pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 7, 2021 8:09pm

Thanks to everybody who contributed on this thread today. After a dark fifteen months Ireland has begun to re-open with pubs serving to outside customers along with the restaurants also opening to outside clients. There is an air of positive expectation around and I'm looking forward to seeing old friends when we eventually get to Spain.

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Posted: Wed Jun 9, 2021 10:45am

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Posted: Wed Jun 9, 2021 10:45am

Matthew wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 10:07am:

Thanks for that Magiceye. And to be fair to you, I think you'd be the kind of person with whom I could enjoy some good conversation and a laugh. 

We all have bug bears and I'll let you in a little secret of what is mine (especially in Ireland). You're queueing to get on a plane after check-in, your seat is reserved, you're "priority" and the second the flight is called there is a fast gallop to the departure desk like the back of the plane...

... was going to arrive at a different time to the front of the plane. Cattle in a mart would behave better than the people once in the queue. So some of them arrive within the plane and somehow find their seat discovering seat A1 is followed by seat A2 behind and so on. That doesn't stop our travellers eyeing every row somehow thinking that seat D42 might be behind D3. The aisle of the plane continues to fill up until nobody can move frontwards or backwards. The people inside now want to park their baggage as near as possible to their seat. Immediately, they decide I must get my sandwiches out of my case and therefore another reason to stand up and stay standing in the aisle. 

Sometime later, Matt and his entourage of two find their booked seats and of course one or both is already occupied by somebody who wants to hold his girlfriend's hand in case she'd somehow get lost during the flight. Being the placid people we are, we suggest they remain in our seats and of course they don't know what seat numbers they had already booked. 

After several announcements we all get settled, but there are those who wish to visit the loo in a state that the entire cabin is about to be filled with urine as the toilets in the airport bar were not clean enough for them. The door of the plane door gets closed and we are on our way (usually behind time). 

But, my bug-bear doesn't end there. The plane arrives in Alicante/Murcia/Almeria and happily the back of the plane arrives the same time as the front of the plane. The plane stops on the tarmac and suddenly nearly everybody jumps up, opens the overhead lockers and an announcement is made for everybody to sit down and remain seated until advised to get up. Nobody obeys and there is somebody's rear-end in my face whether I like it or not. The plane now moving slowly towards its disembarking point but the mob continues to take heavy cases from the lockers and pass them around and over the heads of people like me. I have to confess on occasion the case was accidentally dropped on me. Now, I keep my hands raised for our protection. Eventually, every passenger leaves the plane - Whoooo Hooooo!

But, it doesn't end there. the mob has now elbowed it's way through Immigration Police eventually finding their passports wherever they had put them. Handbags are emptied to find junior's passport and about two hundred people make their way to the baggage carousel. The line which you must remain behind is ignored and baggage collection resembles a scrum of two hundred people being knocked out of the way and even larger cases thrown around like undersea mines. Being seasoned travellers Mrs Matt and I have markers on our bags that can be recognised from Mars and we simply collect them and move to the transfer bus without delay. The mob is still arguing over the identical bags which most purchased through some supermarket sales offer. 

We're sitting in the transfer bus - front seat as we were first to board - Is everybody on board? - Noooooo!. Three are missing and are eventually found drinking cheap coffee while smoking enough fags to give them instant terminal lung cancer. Eventually, they board and look at us placid passengers like we were the cause of Covid-19. Usually one of them asks us to vacate our seats as they prefer the view from the front. I look at him like he was Jack-the-Ripper and refuse to move. We set off for Vera, Garrucha, Mojacar. The bus driver is challenged about stop off points - he has no English. Eventually, he stops the bus and rightly demands that nobody is to talk to him (Good Man Paco! says I to myself) on grounds of passenger safety. "Los Alatyones" is written in large black letters on an apartment complex. "Is this Los Alatyones?" say several. One or two of the mob hears me speaking in Spanish with the bus driver. Suddenly, I'm the resident expert on where to buy beer, cornflakes, sun-tan lotion and water. Paco sees that I'm the most helpful person in Christendom and asks me to stay in the coach for a little longer. I should point out that at this stage he has just reached the limit of his patience and perhaps Barcelona are playing live on television too?  I help him and eventually we are dropped at our apartment. 

So, if anybody has a query that has been answered on hundreds of occasions on this forum, please feel free to ask again. I'll help if I can.

Excellent appraisal Matthew - first thing in here that’s made me laugh out loud for a long time …

Vera

Posted: Wed Jun 9, 2021 1:08pm

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Posted: Wed Jun 9, 2021 1:08pm

Matthew wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 10:07am:

Thanks for that Magiceye. And to be fair to you, I think you'd be the kind of person with whom I could enjoy some good conversation and a laugh. 

We all have bug bears and I'll let you in a little secret of what is mine (especially in Ireland). You're queueing to get on a plane after check-in, your seat is reserved, you're "priority" and the second the flight is called there is a fast gallop to the departure desk like the back of the plane...

... was going to arrive at a different time to the front of the plane. Cattle in a mart would behave better than the people once in the queue. So some of them arrive within the plane and somehow find their seat discovering seat A1 is followed by seat A2 behind and so on. That doesn't stop our travellers eyeing every row somehow thinking that seat D42 might be behind D3. The aisle of the plane continues to fill up until nobody can move frontwards or backwards. The people inside now want to park their baggage as near as possible to their seat. Immediately, they decide I must get my sandwiches out of my case and therefore another reason to stand up and stay standing in the aisle. 

Sometime later, Matt and his entourage of two find their booked seats and of course one or both is already occupied by somebody who wants to hold his girlfriend's hand in case she'd somehow get lost during the flight. Being the placid people we are, we suggest they remain in our seats and of course they don't know what seat numbers they had already booked. 

After several announcements we all get settled, but there are those who wish to visit the loo in a state that the entire cabin is about to be filled with urine as the toilets in the airport bar were not clean enough for them. The door of the plane door gets closed and we are on our way (usually behind time). 

But, my bug-bear doesn't end there. The plane arrives in Alicante/Murcia/Almeria and happily the back of the plane arrives the same time as the front of the plane. The plane stops on the tarmac and suddenly nearly everybody jumps up, opens the overhead lockers and an announcement is made for everybody to sit down and remain seated until advised to get up. Nobody obeys and there is somebody's rear-end in my face whether I like it or not. The plane now moving slowly towards its disembarking point but the mob continues to take heavy cases from the lockers and pass them around and over the heads of people like me. I have to confess on occasion the case was accidentally dropped on me. Now, I keep my hands raised for our protection. Eventually, every passenger leaves the plane - Whoooo Hooooo!

But, it doesn't end there. the mob has now elbowed it's way through Immigration Police eventually finding their passports wherever they had put them. Handbags are emptied to find junior's passport and about two hundred people make their way to the baggage carousel. The line which you must remain behind is ignored and baggage collection resembles a scrum of two hundred people being knocked out of the way and even larger cases thrown around like undersea mines. Being seasoned travellers Mrs Matt and I have markers on our bags that can be recognised from Mars and we simply collect them and move to the transfer bus without delay. The mob is still arguing over the identical bags which most purchased through some supermarket sales offer. 

We're sitting in the transfer bus - front seat as we were first to board - Is everybody on board? - Noooooo!. Three are missing and are eventually found drinking cheap coffee while smoking enough fags to give them instant terminal lung cancer. Eventually, they board and look at us placid passengers like we were the cause of Covid-19. Usually one of them asks us to vacate our seats as they prefer the view from the front. I look at him like he was Jack-the-Ripper and refuse to move. We set off for Vera, Garrucha, Mojacar. The bus driver is challenged about stop off points - he has no English. Eventually, he stops the bus and rightly demands that nobody is to talk to him (Good Man Paco! says I to myself) on grounds of passenger safety. "Los Alatyones" is written in large black letters on an apartment complex. "Is this Los Alatyones?" say several. One or two of the mob hears me speaking in Spanish with the bus driver. Suddenly, I'm the resident expert on where to buy beer, cornflakes, sun-tan lotion and water. Paco sees that I'm the most helpful person in Christendom and asks me to stay in the coach for a little longer. I should point out that at this stage he has just reached the limit of his patience and perhaps Barcelona are playing live on television too?  I help him and eventually we are dropped at our apartment. 

So, if anybody has a query that has been answered on hundreds of occasions on this forum, please feel free to ask again. I'll help if I can.

Lol brilliant did make me laugh and your soooo right some people just havent got common sense. Im new to forum so im just picjing up on whats "asked&answered"&the occasional time i post a message nothing about Covid etc i have some very nice helpful replies as im hoping to re-locate to spain once i get my irish passport which may take a long time hence delaying my move but have to be patient.

Thank you for making me smile.

Have a good day😁

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Posted: Wed Jun 9, 2021 1:46pm

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Posted: Wed Jun 9, 2021 1:46pm

Matthew wrote on Mon Jun 7, 2021 9:04am:

I don't agree with any of the three posters above. I don't care if a similar query is posted here a million times I have time for the person making the query. If I can help, I will and I hope each person using the forum will use it more. The last thing we want to do is frighten away a poster or m...

...ake him/her feel "lazy" or whatever.

None of us owns the forum and if there is nobody posting the forum will die and take the fun of some of us helping others, debating, arguing, arranging meet-ups etc with it. 

Keep posting.

So agree with you on this 😊

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