Horace wrote on Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:18pm:
The world's best TEA was initially grown on the Western Slopes of Snowdonia & was introduced into Ireland by a young Welsh Missionary named Patrick who was known to always carry Half a Pound with him in a purse like cloth bag (a Cadeh) tied to his waist belt whilst he travelled around t...
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...he Emerald Isle spreading the word of it's Aromatic Essence & Powerfull Hangover Healing attributes!
As he travelled, inevitably some of the Tea fell upon the the Slopes of the Mountains of Mourn & was carried over the land, where it seeded, by the Warm Gentle Breezes blown on by the Gulf Stream.
Much of the original tea plantation was contaminated as a result of the Nuclear Dust Fallout following the Chernoble Explosion. The little that was able to be saved has been stored in a secret Vault at Porth Mer n.
Welsh people,(to this day) are encouraged (by the Save our Welsh Tea society) to visit Ireland under the guise of Tourists & to bring back as much Barry's Tea as possible to where it originated!!!!!
Oh, & to Kiss the Blarney Stone on their way around.
Ah yes! That's why Barrys use a Wales Red Box. Horace, you have opened my eyes and to think in retaliation we kidnapped St Patrick from Wales! What else could we do?